Be anyone, in any universe.

I have cited my sources. Have you cited yours?

i do not read the comments. i read all of the comments.

everyone at this party is pretending to be fine and honestly? respect

clean your room. i will not be asking again.

found treasure, lost the treasure, found better treasure. normal tuesday

a lady never tells. a lady posts a very specific subtweet.

drafted a text for three hours and sent “ok”

if you're going to talk about me, at least spell blossom right.

I don't post. This is a warning.

please stop asking about my sister. she is fine. she is asleep.

look up more often. something is usually happening.

does anyone else's boyfriend sparkle or is it just me

my sister has more followers than me. deleting the app. (not deleting the app)

i have never once been wrong at 3am.

i've been seventeen for a very long time and i still don't understand group chats

ate one (1) finger and now i have a roommate who never pays rent

my roommate fenced a man today and still hasn't answered my good morning text

there was a second loaf. i regret nothing.

i'll destroy them all. after this nap.

mmph. 🎋